This is a post.

Hey. This is me. At work:

Except it’s a lie because I usually look like this:

Because I need a new job.

This is what’s happening in my head most of the time:

This too:

Then this:

I guess this is a websketchcomicblog? I don’t know.

But hey, what happens when you hover your mouse over the pictures? Super cool! That occurs because of a woefully inadequate webcomic. (I’m making this blog because they threatened to knife me if I didn’t.)